A quick blog update

For the few people that read my reviews. I'm not dead. I have recently been lacking motivation when it comes to EVERYTHING but i'm starting to feel better and a bit more pumped to be productive so i'm back. so to answer a few questions people may have.

When will you review the last Friday the 13th film?

Chances are i wont. I had written it out and somehow lost it in the mess that is my computer. Maybe if it find it. I know some people will be like "why don't you just write another?". I will not because we've all had that thing where we put a lot of effort into something. we lose it. then never want to retry. You get me?

When will your review of AHS season 3 come out?

It wont because i have found series 3 really boring and i actually can't bring myself to watch anymore of that series. may go on to freak show soon though.

What's next?

I've been wanting to watch more anime lately so you can expect a few anime series reviews, other than that it'll probably be movies at random until i find the time to do the Nightmare on Elm Street series like i did the Friday the 13th (One review everyday)

That's all i really have to say. I will be more active here and i've been considering branching out and doing some other stuff here too. My friend recommended writing about politics but i don't know enough about them.

Bye for now and see you next week!

REVIEW! American Horror Story Season 2 (Asylum)

All i can say is Meh.

SPOILER ALERT!!

I don't really want to go into detail about this series Story line but basically this series had nothing to do with the last and is set in an asylum. It is all about the pursuit for a mad killer called "Bloody Face" and the conspiracy behind the asylum. It also has to do with aliens? This is not a very ghostly series like the last, in fact the closest it gets is one of the nuns is possessed. but other than that it's reality with aliens.

I found this series to be a bitter disappointment in comparison to the first but this is probably because i tend to dislike anything that claims to be horror with aliens in it. I will will go on to watch series three as i am told it gets better but this one left me quite confused. Don't get me wrong, i didn't think it was awful in comparison to series one, yeah but on it's own it wasn't terrible, i still found myself invested in the story line even if aliens are not my thing. I liked most characters too and how they are portrayed and to an extent i will recommend this to some people as i know some who would enjoy it.

It's the shortest review i've ever done but let's end it here.

***

3/5 stars. Not as good as the first but still okay.

REVIEW! American Horror Story Series 1

Ok, i honestly don't even know where to start with this one because i'm still in awe from the season finale. I probaby won't go into huge detail about the story line so please don't expect everything to be noted down. If you have not watched AHS I highly recommend it.

When i found American Horror Story i was just looking for some series i could occupy my free time with until the new Game of Thrones season is out but now i'm hooked!

SPOILER ALERT!!!

The first episode starts with some back story. A woman comes home from work to find her husband in bed with another woman. We progress onto them moving house with their daughter Violet for a new start into a large house. They are informed someone was murdered there but they take the house anything. weird stuffs happen. The father sees the maid as a sexy young thing but the mother sees her as an old woman. Sexy ghost Tate falls in love with Violet. More creepy shizz happens. Crazy lady next door turns out to be Tate's mother. Her child dies. blah blah. Before each episode we get a bit of back story on the different people who lived in the house. Each person who died in the house haunts it. The mother becomes pregnant with twins. Turns out the twins have different fathers. One father is the dad the other is Tate who had sex with the mum in a gimp suit so she would think it was her husband. EVEN more shit goes down when the fathers mistress is killed and she wants revenge by taking the mothers babies. The gay ghost couple also want the baby but so does the another ghostly lady.Violet kills herself and turns into a ghost but she doesn't know it because Tate has her believe she's alive so he doesn't upset her and tries to make her "Kill herself" so it would be easier on her emotionally but that doesn't go to plan. When the mother and father come to collect Violet the mother goes into labor and has to have the baby in the house where the Ghosts help her deliver the baby. One is still born (The good one) and is now a ghost in the house. The other survives. The mother dies after the birth again becoming a ghost in the house leaving the father the only one alive. When the father tries to escape the house with the baby he is stopped by the mistress and hung. Crazy lady next door steals the baby and we find out that baby is the Anti-Christ. (Fucking yay) so the dead family are to spend the rest of their deaths in the home as the Ghostly Brady Bunch quite happily. When a family tries to move in they scare them away so they will not have to endure the suffering they went through. And the series ends there!

Oh my fucking shit this series was amazing, i can't even put into words how much i enjoyed it. I'm so excited to start watching series 2 after this and i'm curious to see what they'll do next. Like will they follow another family or the Anti-Christ baby or go on something completely different? All i know is you can probably expect my series 2 review soon. I know i missed out some details so i really do suggest you watch it. Its one of the most gripping series I've ever watched and i just cannot even explain how awesome it is. not to mention how HOT Tate is!

I certainly give this

*****

5/5 STARS!!! Recommending this to all my friends