(Note: This was supposed to go up yesterday but the wifi wasn't working. Sorry for it being a day late)
Hmmm. Let's get this show on the road then.
Only 4 more days to go guys:
Jason Goes to Hell: The Final Friday (1993)
Jason X (2001)
Freddy vs Jason (2003)
Friday the 13th (2009)
SPOILER ALERT!
No, Just no. I hated this movie so much! Might as well get started on this completely predictable plot. Okay, a young couple are on a house boat and one of then drops the anchor on some kind of power line that awakens Jason. Surely the electric mixing with the water would be a bit more noticeable. Jason comes on board kills the couple then somehow gets on another boat leaving for New York. On that boat there's a girl with child-hood trauma due to Jason trying to pull her down and drown her after her uncle pushed her in the lake trying to teach her how to swim. Of course now she's scared of water and she doesn't know why because suppressed memories and shit. A lot of people die. Some kind of romance between the captains son and trauma girl. They think they've escaped Jason when they get in a life boat and row their way to New York. When they get their Trauma girl get's kidnapped, drugged and almost raped but what is this?! Jason has turned up and killed the fuckers. Jason kills the other needless characters. Some how they wind up in the sewers that for some reason will be filled with toxic waste 10 minutes (something to do with cleaning) The two loved up protagonists miss the toxic waste by climbing up the ladder but Jason gets caught in it and all the skin comes off and stuff but when it's all cleared out Jason is a dead little boy (I don't fucking know either). And that's the film.
No,no,no,no,no,no,no,no,no,no,no,no,no, NO! What even was this film? I found myself sat waiting for it to end. And what was that ending about? surely in the next movie it's not going to be kid Jason killing people, right? As you could tell i was struggling to even type out the plot without getting bored. What even is this shit?
0/5 stars. Awful. Just awful.
Tomorrows Review: Jason Goes to Hell: The Final Friday (1993)
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